Starships. Turn me. Stupid. Super Bass. Fly. Your Love. Beez.  Massive Attack. NICKI MANAJ. Nuff' said.

I was at school today[as any other teenager.] I went to pic up my friend's pin that she had dropped and it went all ninga on me and stabbed me! OMG it was so mean to me! I am going to have a word with it! It's possible, you know! I once talked to a black squirrel. He was sad that he didn't have a girlfriend. Ahhh! Never talk to a crow! I don't know. I'm bored. Done typing.

Sorry, that was a dumb question. But, I've seen too many crummy commercials lately and it's so agritating![ a mixture of aggravating and irritating] I've seen Dora the Mermaid,  Krazy Glue Bungee Jumping, and don't even start about Bratz Cats! But, I just saw the randomest and weirdest commercial ever! It is for the product SOY SOX! It's socks made entirely out of soy sauce and soybeans! Their jingle is: soy sox are a super vegan treat, and you dont eat them, you can put them on your feet. They're soy sox! 2 for 200 dollars or 1 for 450 dollars. If you add 100 dollars,  we'll give you one dollar in return! But if you call right now, we will send the socks to you! buy 600 chinchillas and we will give you a coupon for ten cents off for a one ounce bottle of marshmallow lotion! Lotion for your marshmallows! okay g2g ttylxox!

I just realized I haven't posted since since March 26. Wow! btw do u like pancakes? Well, Maisy doesn't! She is gettin' all up om my nerves chits [I learned that word means children] okay I g2g swaggie peace out!

Maisy has done it again! She put peanut butter in my pillow case and left my new dress on the floor and my cat, Noodle, peed on it! I need revenge, NOW!! Please leave a comment on all of the evil things I should do to her! I know, I'll take a picture and post on fb of her peeing in the sink[which she does!] okay ttylxox chicas from yo bezzie[ your bestie] E. Anonymous!