Me Got Stabbed!

I was at school today[as any other teenager.] I went to pic up my friend's pin that she had dropped and it went all ninga on me and stabbed me! OMG it was so mean to me! I am going to have a word with it! It's possible, you know! I once talked to a black squirrel. He was sad that he didn't have a girlfriend. Ahhh! Never talk to a crow! I don't know. I'm bored. Done typing.