OMG! This dude today in my homeroom tried to steal my gum so I slammed  my locker on his hand! jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjlolololololololozebra! hahahaha he is so super cute!

What The Amazing Dancing Banana! UUUUGHHHH! Maisy got onto my weebly account! First she spit into my ginger ale, and now this. I know what I need: revenge! I could stick a rubber....no. I could put candy in her.... no! Why can't I think of good revenge today? Can you pleaseus dear Jesus give me an idea on what I should do? thanx. g2g eat a banana! ttyl

Ha! Emily, I meen anonemus, left her weebly acount open and now Maisy's takin over! Soory, my speling isnt gud like Emily's. She is woreed abowt speling, itz not evan funy! I am ohnlee to, ya no. Wel, aneway, she gott a F on soshal skils in live! uv al stoopid thingz! she stinkz! i gott too goo! bub

Holy Farting Pre-ripped Underwear! I just watched the weirdest video on youtube. Am I boring you? If I am, idc. Anyway... I saw this video called the cute little kitten says "I'm new!" It is so uncontrollably cute it's not even funny! It melted my brain with cuteness and furriness! I put on my video page if you want to see it. Sorry, I have to leave immediately. I just got a text from the fire department saying a little midget wearing a backwards tankini stole the firetruck and wrecked it! OMG, Maisy! G2g! Bye! See yo

Holy Derpin' Gaselles! My sister blew up the microwave with peanut butter mitten gas! I got to go, now she's fartening on my ice cream! Uggghhh!

I like fried chicken! And lollipops too. That would taste like toilet barf together. OMG! I g2g shave some furry red butter!